Wile E.: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college.

Bugs: I—

Wile E.: So let’s get down to cases: you are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper. Now, don’t try to get away. I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, AND I’m a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. (Bugs yawns.) So I’ll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Bugs: I’m sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain’t home. And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.

Wile E.: Why do they always want to do it the hard way?