Bugs: Hold it! Can I stand on one card?

Jacque: One? Card? Oh—oh, sure, sure. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Bugs: Ok, I'll play dis.

Jacque: Hee hee hee. A ten for me... and another ten... is TWENTY. Beat THAT! Hah har har.

Bugs: Ok, I win! Twenty-one! Har-har. Hardy, har-har.

Jacque: NOBODY wins from Blacque Jacque Shellacque!

Bugs: Dey don't? How come?

Jacque: 'Cause Blacque Jacque Shellacque is roughest, toughest, muklukkest Canuck in ze Klondike! (shoots guns) Zat's why.

Bugs: Hunh. Dat's funny. Dere's a guy in dat room over dere, says he's twiced as rough and tough as you are.

Jacque: Oh yeah? Heh heh. This gonna be fun, you bet.

Jacque: You tink you tough, unh?

Bugs: Yup.

Jacque: You think you tougher than me?

Bugs: Yup.

Jacque: You wanna try draw gun?

Bugs: Yup yup.

Jacque: A ha ha ha. A pop gun! Ha ha ha. Well, Monsieur Tough Guy. I'm gonna pull your cork! Ha ha ha! (Bang.) Oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo...

Bugs: Brrrrrrrrrrring! Brrrrrrrrrrring! Hello? It's for you, BJ! Says she's Fifi, from Montreal (wolf whistle)

Jacque: Fifi? (Puts dynamite to ear.) Hel-LO, Fi-fi, ba-BY... (BOOM.)

Jacque: I'm reeech! I'm reeech! I'm reech! Ninety percent bracket! Oh ho ho! Reech!