Awful Orphan

(1949)

Starring Porky Pig
Charlie Dog
Directed by Chuck Jones
Story by Michael Maltese

Premise

Porky wants a canary. Charlie shows up instead, and won't go away. On TV they edited out the baby-kicking gag.

Quotes

Porky: (on phone) Hello? ACME Pet Shop?

Charlie: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyes?

Porky: Wh-wh-wh-what's the big idea? I ordered a canary not a dog!

Charlie: Is that bad? I tink you're very fortunate.

Charlie: Hey look chum you ain't got no dog, I ain't got no master. It's in-e-vite-able we should get togedder. Now, listen, did you ever see a boid retrieve a dog? O' course not! And yet in me you see one o' the finest pointers dat ever lived. Now, get a load o' this. Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is! Dere it is!

Porky: There it is!

Charlie: Where? (Porky kicks Charlie out the door.)

Porky: Open that door! L-l-l-l-let me in! L-let me in!

Charlie: (opens door) Myyyyyyyyyyes?

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